How To Get Girls
As most of you know I've been single for a long time now.
And as much as I say it's fine to be single, I'm not gonna lie that sometimes I miss it.
Especially when 90% of my closest friends have girlfriends.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I'm not a lesbian!
Prove it then.
Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you guys out there can relate.
When you're single and all your friends are in a relationship, it makes you want one even more.
Even if it's unintentional, every time you see them together, it kinda feels like they're just rubbing it in your face that you're single.
Wow, ok, you guys are just ganna call me a loser to my face?
we're just singing L's.
Because you're sing-L.
Ok I may be exaggerating a little bit.
But to all you single people out there, you know what I mean right?
I realize that part of the reason why I'm single is because I have no game what so ever.
And also I spend pretty much all my time in my room by myself, alone making videos may be part of the reason why.
And again I know a lot of you guys are the same.
But I took it upon myself, I made it a mission after years of studying women and men, and relationships and gophers.
I don't know why, I don't know.
I discovered and created the BEST techniques and pick-up lines ever invented that will get you any girl.
So for all you fellow losers out there, I'm standing up for you.
I'm ganna help you.
I'm ganna teach you.
I'm ganna teach you 100% effective techniques.
I don't know if they're good or bad yet.
But they're 100% effective that will get you any girl you want!
The first thing you have to master in order to get girls are the 3 C's, Cool, Courage, Confidence.
When I see a pretty girl, I turn into a complete loser.
Well I don't turn into a loser, my inner loser comes out.
That's where the first C comes in, cool.
You have to play it cool.
Don't freak out.
Second C, courage.
One of the hardest steps when you see a pretty girl is to go over and approach her.
And I'm not gonna lie, I used to chicken out a lot.
This is when courage comes in.
Don't make her wait.
You just need to instantly build up the courage and just walk right up to her.
And once you got those two down, all you need is the third C, confidence.
Don't ever show that you're nervous.
Never show weakness.
You're the, you're the, face is nice.
I thought I'd come over here and say that you're...
Just be confident.
When you're confident, anything you say will work.
Alright, so maybe you can't say anything.
In fact, here's a list of things that you should probably never say because they don't work, trust me.
Whoa, you got some big feet!
What's up, girl?
I like your stubble.
Hey, we got the same Adam's apple.
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa.
Wow, this is amazing.
I could not ask for a better situation.
Do you think you would like to maybe introduce me to your friend?
I don't know.
I thought they'd think it was funny.
So now you guys got the three C's down, all that's left is what you have to say.
I don't know what that was.
There are a lot of different girls in this one.
And that's why I created pick-up lines for every single type of girl, such as...
For hot girls, guys are always trying to come up with newer, smarter pickup lines.
So it's actually more original to a hot girl to give her a lame and obvious one.
Key point, just be different.
If other guys are trying too hard, do the opposite.
Hey, could I have your number?
Cause I seem to have lost mine.
What is this?
My phone number.
Well, how's this supposed to help me find mine?
Oh my god, did you fart?
Cause you just blew me away.
I haven't heard that one since the third grade.
For a second there...
Never mind, it was me.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.
But here's my number, so...
Aren't you gonna finish the song?
That's a song?
There's my number.
Here, you can have this one.
A lot of the coolest girls are nerds.
Girls that are smart and into technology and video games.
Well, all you have to do here is just play on their level.
Um, excuse me, do you happen to have an iOS 6 or later iPhone that I could borrow?
I just really need Google Maps, being that I'm completely lost in your eyes right now.
Hey, are you busy tonight?
Cause I think you should come over to my place.
Yeah, you know, we can have a LAN party, play some Counter-Strike, where I'll obviously be the Counter Terrorist because you're obviously the terror story.
You're looking bomb tonight, girl.
You know the difference between you and me?
About 12 inches.
That's almost the size of my feet, which are about nine.
And you know the difference between your feet and my feet?
I said it earlier, twelve inches, which we all know is the length of a foot.
And if I were to take my foot and take a one-foot step towards you, you know what the difference between you and me would be then?
No, you didn't count the length of my foot.
It's like something like negative nine.
My foot would be on your foot because I'm coming on to you.
Some girls don't like to play games.
Just get straight to the point.
Hey, what's up, girl?
Let me put my P in your V real quick.
Yeah, my P, you know, my, my D.
Thanks for letting me put my pet deer in your van.
How can I ever repay you?
Straight to the point.
Just make it seem like you're insulting her at first when you really aren't.
That way, the next line will sound amazing.
Wow, you must have a lot of Big Mac meals from McDonald's, huh?
Yeah, cause out of all the girls here, you're number one.
Sometimes there's gonna be a language barrier.
You just have to adapt.
Do you like the anime One Piece?
You don't have to speak like that.
I speak English.
You, anime, One Piece.
If you find out she's a hardcore Belieber.
Hey, do you like Justin Bieber?
Oh my god.
I love him!
Chances are she's underage.
These are specifically meant for girls who think that pickup lines are cheesy.
Let them know they don't even know what cheesy means yet.
Look, I know this might seem a little out of the blue.
And I know you're probably feta with a bunch of guys coming up to you.
So I'll keep this brief.
I think it would be a good idea if we were to prowl around together, unless, of course, you prefer to provolone.
Oh my gosh, you're the cutest.
May I have a picture with you?
You have my Parmesan.
One, two, three, say cheese.
That's not a good one.
Last but not least, some girls just hate pickup lines in general.
Because they hate when guys are predictable and give them the same old thing.
These pickup lines are a little less predictable, and they kind of do the opposite.
Um, did it hurt?
What, when I fell from heaven?
Yeah, I heard that one before.
No, when your ex-boyfriend broke up with you a month ago.
Who told you that?
Yeah, and your new boyfriend broke up with you tonight, huh?
I don't have a boyfriend.
Hey, are you from Tennessee?
Cause I'm the only ten you see?
No, you're like a six, still above average.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put...
U and I together?
No, I mean, I would use those letters.
But it would be U R A B-I-T-C and H.
So overall, in conclusion, now that you know how to pick up girls, the last thing you have to do is simple.
Just go for it.
Oh, that's why.
And before you know it, you'll go from this...
You're the, face is nice.
I thought I'd come over here and say that, hi.
Hey, you like Justin Bieber?
Uh, he's alright, I guess.
In that case, did it hurt, you know, when your ex-boyfriend broke up with you?
No, it was a mutual breakup.
Oh, well, um, well, are you from Tennessee?
No, I'm a five, maybe six tops.
Um, well, if I could rearrange the alphabet...
But really, you can't, so...
Look, I'm doing my best, all right?
I'm trying my hardest.
Just stop trying.
Just be yourself.
Look, I just like you a lot.
I saw you from across the club earlier.
And you're so pretty and I just...
I didn't know what to do or say and I just froze, you know?
Once I got the courage to come over here, I just, I started saying all these pick-up lines from this dumbass video I watched earlier, and...
Look, just take it easy.
If you have to watch your video to be something you're not, girls are gonna see right through that.
Just be yourself.
You think we could start over?
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa.
How could this night get any worse?
Just felt left out.
So, see you guys later.