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听英语:如何获得女孩子们的芳心-双语


How To Get Girls

如何获得女孩子们的芳心。让北京翻译公司北京金橄榄外文翻译有限公司与您一起看看以下内容:


Hey Guys.


嘿,大家好。


As most of you know I've been single for a long time now.


你们大多数人都知道我已经单身很久了。


And as much as I say it's fine to be single, I'm not gonna lie that sometimes I miss it.


虽然我说单身很好,但实话实说,有时我还是想谈恋爱的嘛。


Especially when 90% of my closest friends have girlfriends.


尤其是我90%的好友都有女朋友。


Hey!


嘿!


I don't have a girlfriend.


我没有女朋友。


I'm not a lesbian!


我不喜欢女孩子!


Prove it then.


那你证明给我看?


Kiss me!


吻我!


Gross!


恶心!


No!


我才不!


Eh, lesbian.


哈!你就是喜欢女孩子。


Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you guys out there can relate.


不管怎么说,我相信你们中的很多人都能理解。


When you're single and all your friends are in a relationship, it makes you want one even more.


当你单身而你的朋友都在恋爱的时候,你也会想要去恋爱。


Even if it's unintentional, every time you see them together, it kinda feels like they're just rubbing it in your face that you're single.


即使这是无意的,每次你看到他们在一起,那感觉就好像他们在你的耳边嘲讽你是一条单身狗。


Hey you!


嘿,你!


Wow, ok, you guys are just ganna call me a loser to my face?


喔,好吧,你们在当着我的面说我是个失败者?


What?


什么?


No!


不!


we're just singing L's.


我们只是唱L的。


What?


什么?


Get it?


明白了吗?


Because you're sing-L.


因为你是单身狗。


Ok I may be exaggerating a little bit.


好吧,我可能有点夸张了。


But to all you single people out there, you know what I mean right?


但对你们这些单身人士来说,你知道我的意思吧?


I realize that part of the reason why I'm single is because I have no game what so ever.


我意识到我单身的部分原因是因为我从来不玩任何游戏。


And also I spend pretty much all my time in my room by myself, alone making videos may be part of the reason why.


而且,我几乎所有的时间都是一个人待在我的房间里,独自一个人做我的视频。


And again I know a lot of you guys are the same.


我也知道你们很多人都和我一样。


But I took it upon myself, I made it a mission after years of studying women and men, and relationships and gophers.


但我现在决定承担这一使命——在研究了多年的男女关系和地理学之后,我决定做点儿什么。


I don't know why, I don't know.


我不知道为什么,我不知道。


I discovered and created the BEST techniques and pick-up lines ever invented that will get you any girl.


我发现并创造了有史以来最棒的搭讪技巧,可以让你获得所有女孩的芳心。


So for all you fellow losers out there, I'm standing up for you.


所以对你们这些失败者来说,我是在为你们挺身而出。


I'm ganna help you.


我在帮你。


I'm ganna teach you.


我是来教你的。


I'm ganna teach you 100% effective techniques.


我教你的都是100%有效的技巧。


I don't know if they're good or bad yet.


好吧,我也不知道有没有用。


But they're 100% effective that will get you any girl you want!


但是它们是百分之百有效的,可以让你获得任何女孩子的芳心!


The first thing you have to master in order to get girls are the 3 C's, Cool, Courage, Confidence.


要想获得女孩芳心,你首先要掌握的是3C法则:酷,勇气,自信。


When I see a pretty girl, I turn into a complete loser.


当我看到一个漂亮的女孩时,我就会变成一个彻底的失败者。


Well I don't turn into a loser, my inner loser comes out.


我表面上当然不会变成失败者,但我内心的失败者会出来。


That's where the first C comes in, cool.


这就是第一个C:酷。


You have to play it cool.


你得冷静。


Don't freak out.


别害怕。


Second C, courage.


第二,勇气。


One of the hardest steps when you see a pretty girl is to go over and approach her.


当你看到一个漂亮的女孩时,最难的步骤之一就是走过去接近她。


And I'm not gonna lie, I used to chicken out a lot.


实话实说,我以前也经常害怕。


This is when courage comes in.


这时你就需要勇气了。


Don't make her wait.


别让她等。


You just need to instantly build up the courage and just walk right up to her.


你只需要立即鼓起勇气,径直走向她。


And once you got those two down, all you need is the third C, confidence.


一旦你搞定了这两件事,你所需要的就是第三个C就是信心。


Don't ever show that you're nervous.


别表现出你在紧张。


Never show weakness.


永远不要表现出软弱。


You're the, you're the, face is nice.


你是,你是,你很漂亮。


I thought I'd come over here and say that you're...


我觉得我有必要过来告诉你你很……


I...


我……


Just be confident.


自信点。


When you're confident, anything you say will work.


当你自信时,你说的任何话都会奏效。


Sup, bitch?


哇,你个贱人?


Oh!


哦!


Alright, so maybe you can't say anything.


好吧,也许你不能什么都说。


In fact, here's a list of things that you should probably never say because they don't work, trust me.


事实上,相信我,这里列出了一些你不应该说的话,因为真的不管用。


Whoa, you got some big feet!


哇,你的脚真大!


Oh!


哦!


What's up, girl?


怎么了,姑娘?


I like your stubble.


我喜欢你的胡茬。


Oh!


哦!


Hey, we got the same Adam's apple.


嘿,我们有同一个亚当的苹果。


Oh!


哦!


Hi, I'm Ryan Higa.


嗨,我是瑞恩•希加。


Oh!


哦!


Wow, this is amazing.


哇,这真是太棒了。


I could not ask for a better situation.


情况还能更糟一点儿么?


Do you think you would like to maybe introduce me to your friend?


你想把我介绍给你的朋友吗?


Oh!


哦!


I don't know.


我不知道。


I thought they'd think it was funny.


我以为他们会觉得这很好笑。


So now you guys got the three C's down, all that's left is what you have to say.


所以现在你们知道这三C法则了,剩下的就是你们要说的话了。


I don't know what that was.


我不知道那是什么。


There are a lot of different girls in this one.


有很多种不同类型的女孩。


And that's why I created pick-up lines for every single type of girl, such as...


这就是为什么我为每一种类型的女孩都找出了最佳的搭讪方法,比如……


For hot girls, guys are always trying to come up with newer, smarter pickup lines.


对于性感女孩来说,男人总是在想新的听起来更聪明的搭讪方法。


So it's actually more original to a hot girl to give her a lame and obvious one.


所以对一个性感的女孩来说,一个有点憨憨但是很明显的搭讪方法会很有效。


Key point, just be different.


关键是要与众不同。


If other guys are trying too hard, do the opposite.


如果其他人都在努力做某件事,那么你就去做相反的那件事。


Hey, could I have your number?


嘿,能告诉我你的电话号码吗?


Cause I seem to have lost mine.


因为我好像把我的弄丢了。


Sure.


好的。


What is this?


这是什么?


My phone number.


我的电话号码。


Well, how's this supposed to help me find mine?


这怎么能帮我找到我的电话号码?


Oh my god, did you fart?


天哪,你放屁了吗?


What?


什么?


No.


没有。


Cause you just blew me away.


因为你把我吹走了。


I haven't heard that one since the third grade.


从三年级起我就没听说过这么烂的笑话了。


For a second there...


就一秒……


Never mind, it was me.


算了,好吧,是我干的。


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.


嘿,我刚认识你,这太疯狂了。


But here's my number, so...


但这是我的号码,所以……


What?


什么?


Aren't you gonna finish the song?


你不打算唱完这首歌吗?


That's a song?


那是首歌?


Hmm.


嗯。


There's my number.


这是我的号码。


Here, you can have this one.


给你这个。


A lot of the coolest girls are nerds.


很多酷酷的女孩都是书呆子。


Girls that are smart and into technology and video games.


这些聪明的女孩都喜欢科技和电子游戏。


Well, all you have to do here is just play on their level.


好吧,你要做的就是和她们处于同一水平。


Um, excuse me, do you happen to have an iOS 6 or later iPhone that I could borrow?


呃,打扰一下,你有没有iOS 6或更高版本的iPhone可以借给我?


I just really need Google Maps, being that I'm completely lost in your eyes right now.


我真的需要看一下谷歌地图,因为我现在完全迷失在你的眼睛里。


Hey, are you busy tonight?


嘿,你今晚忙吗?


Cause I think you should come over to my place.


因为我觉得你应该来我家。


Yeah, you know, we can have a LAN party, play some Counter-Strike, where I'll obviously be the Counter Terrorist because you're obviously the terror story.


是的,你知道,我们可以开个局域网派对,玩一些有意思的游戏,比如说反恐精英什么的,因为你就是那个恐怖的人。


Wait, what?


等等,什么?


You're looking bomb tonight, girl.


你今晚看上去像极了炸弹,姑娘。


You know the difference between you and me?


你知道你我之间的区别吗?


About 12 inches.


大约12英寸。


That's almost the size of my feet, which are about nine.


那就是我的脚的尺寸,大概是9。


And you know the difference between your feet and my feet?


你知道你的脚和我的脚有什么区别吗?


I said it earlier, twelve inches, which we all know is the length of a foot.


我说过了,12英寸的区别,这就是一英尺的长度。


And if I were to take my foot and take a one-foot step towards you, you know what the difference between you and me would be then?


如果我用脚朝你走一步,你知道那时你和我有什么区别吗?


Uhm, zero?


嗯,零?


No, you didn't count the length of my foot.


不,你没有将我脚的长度计算在内。


It's like something like negative nine.


实际上是负九。


My foot would be on your foot because I'm coming on to you.


我的脚会踩到你的脚,因为我要来找你了。


Some girls don't like to play games.


有些女孩不喜欢玩游戏。


Just get straight to the point.


直截了当地说吧。


Hey, what's up, girl?


嘿,怎么了,姑娘?


Let me put my P in your V real quick.


我想将我的P放进你的V里。


Your P?


你的P?


Yeah, my P, you know, my, my D.


是的,我的P,就是我的D。


Oh, okay.


哦,好吧。


Thanks for letting me put my pet deer in your van.


谢谢你让我把我的宠物鹿放进你的车里。


How can I ever repay you?


我该怎么报答你?


Kiss me.


吻我。


Straight to the point.


直截了当。


Just make it seem like you're insulting her at first when you really aren't.


一开始你是在侮辱她,而实际上你并不是在侮辱她。


That way, the next line will sound amazing.


因为这样做的话,下面的话听起来会很棒。


Wow, you must have a lot of Big Mac meals from McDonald's, huh?


哇,你一定吃了很多麦当劳的巨无霸,是吧?


Excuse me?


对不起,你说什么?


Yeah, cause out of all the girls here, you're number one.


是的,因为在所有的女孩中,你是最棒的。


Sometimes there's gonna be a language barrier.


有时会有语言障碍。


You just have to adapt.


你需要适应这种情况。


Do you like the anime One Piece?


你喜欢海贼王吗?


You don't have to speak like that.


你没必要那样说话。


I speak English.


我会说英语。


You, anime, One Piece.


你,动画,海贼王。


Hai?


听懂了吗?


If you find out she's a hardcore Belieber.


如果你发现她是个比伯的铁杆粉丝。


Hey, do you like Justin Bieber?


你喜欢贾斯汀•比伯吗?


Oh my god.


我的天啊。


I love him!


我爱他!


Bye.


再见。


Chances are she's underage.


很可能她还未成年。


Walk away.


走开吧。


These are specifically meant for girls who think that pickup lines are cheesy.


这些都是专门为那些认为搭讪很俗气的女孩们准备的。


Let them know they don't even know what cheesy means yet.


让她们知道她们并不懂俗气的意思。


Look, I know this might seem a little out of the blue.


听着,我知道这看起来有点意外。


And I know you're probably feta with a bunch of guys coming up to you.


我知道可能很多男人都跟你这么说过。


So I'll keep this brief.


所以我就简单说下。


I think it would be a good idea if we were to prowl around together, unless, of course, you prefer to provolone.


我认为,如果我们能一起四处走走应该会蛮不错的,当然,除非,你更喜欢向前更进一步。


Oh my gosh, you're the cutest.


天哪,你是最可爱的。


May I have a picture with you?


我能和你拍张照吗?


You have my Parmesan.


你拿了我的帕尔马干酪。


One, two, three, say cheese.


一,二,三,说奶酪。


That's not a good one.


这可不是个好主意。


Last but not least, some girls just hate pickup lines in general.


最后但依旧很重要的是,一些女孩就是很讨厌搭讪。


Because they hate when guys are predictable and give them the same old thing.


因为她们都能预见那些男孩要说什么要做什么。


These pickup lines are a little less predictable, and they kind of do the opposite.


这里的搭讪方法就不那么容易被猜到了,而且效果也会相反。


Um, did it hurt?


嗯,疼吗?


What, when I fell from heaven?


什么,从天堂掉下来的时候?


Yeah, I heard that one before.


我以前听过这个了。


What?


什么?


No, when your ex-boyfriend broke up with you a month ago.


不,一个月前你前男友和你分手的时候。


What?


什么?


Who told you that?


谁跟你说的?


Yeah, and your new boyfriend broke up with you tonight, huh?


是啊,你的新男友今晚和你分手了,是吧?


I don't have a boyfriend.


我没有男朋友。


We're through.


我们分手吧。


Hey, are you from Tennessee?


嘿,你是田纳西州人吗?


Why?


为什么这么说?


Cause I'm the only ten you see?


因为你眼里看到的满分的只有我一个人?


No, you're like a six, still above average.


不,你最多也就6分吧,但还是仍然高于平均水平。


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put...


如果我能重新排列字母表,我会……


What?


什么?


U and I together?


把U和I排在一起?


No, I mean, I would use those letters.


不,我是说,我会排列一些字母。


But it would be U R A B-I-T-C and H.


但那是你是个贱人。


So overall, in conclusion, now that you know how to pick up girls, the last thing you have to do is simple.


总之,现在你知道怎么撩女孩了吧,你最不需要做的事情最简单。


Just go for it.


去吧。


Oh, that's why.


哦,是这样啊。


And before you know it, you'll go from this...


在你知道之前,你要从这开始……


You're the, face is nice.


你是,你真的很漂亮。


I thought I'd come over here and say that, hi.


我想我应该过来向你说明这一点,


To this.


到这里。


Hey, you like Justin Bieber?


你喜欢贾斯汀•比伯吗?


Uh, he's alright, I guess.


我想他还好吧。


In that case, did it hurt, you know, when your ex-boyfriend broke up with you?


在这种情况下,当你的前男友和你分手的时候,你会难受吗?


No, it was a mutual breakup.


不,我们和平分手。


Oh, well, um, well, are you from Tennessee?


哦,好吧,嗯,你是田纳西州人吗?


Because you're...


因为你……


No, I'm a five, maybe six tops.


不,我也就5分吧,也许6分。


Um, well, if I could rearrange the alphabet...


如果我能重新排列字母表……


But really, you can't, so...


但你其实做不到,所以……


Look, I'm doing my best, all right?


听着,我已经尽力了,好吗?


I'm trying my hardest.


我在尽我最大的努力。


Just stop trying.


别再尝试了。


Just be yourself.


做你自己。


Look, I just like you a lot.


听着,我只是很喜欢你。


I saw you from across the club earlier.


我以前在俱乐部见过你。


And you're so pretty and I just...


你真漂亮,我只是……


I didn't know what to do or say and I just froze, you know?


我不知道该做什么或者说什么,我只是愣在了原地,你知道吗?


Once I got the courage to come over here, I just, I started saying all these pick-up lines from this dumbass video I watched earlier, and...


当我有勇气来这里时,我就开始说我刚才看过的这段愚蠢的视频里的台词,然后……


Look, just take it easy.


听着,放松点。


If you have to watch your video to be something you're not, girls are gonna see right through that.


如果你必须看视频才能学那些你不懂的东西,女孩们很快就会看穿的。


Just be yourself.


做你自己。


You're right.


你是对的。


You think we could start over?


你觉得我们可以重新开始吗?


Sure.


好的。


Hi, I'm Ryan Higa.


嗨,我是瑞恩•希加。


Oh!


哦!


How could this night get any worse?


今晚还能更糟么?


Hey, you.


嘿,你!


Just felt left out.


觉得被抛弃了。


So, see you guys later.


回见!


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